I had a woman whose name was Sandy
Around the house she was quite handy.
I was called out to sea, for work you see,
Had a calling for fish, just before tea,
Sandy come back, to me
Sandy share your heart, with me
But a storm was a-brewin’ on my port side,
And out on the ocean, nowhere to hide,
I took it head on, but it was an error,
I knocked my head, and when I breathed air,
Sandy come back, to me
Sandy share your heart, with me
A mermaid I saw, the prettiest thing
Her song she sang, my ears did ring
Frozen, I was, by her magical powers
While all I thought of was Sandy’s flowers
Sandy come back, to me
Sandy share your heart, with me
This witch of the sea, she stole my heart
I wished I could return to before my depart
But when I made my way back home,
My Sandy–my love–thought I did roam
Sandy come back, to me
Sandy share your heart, with me
She thought I diseased
Something not right, below my knees
Without a heart, I could not fight her,
E’en though I never lost sight of her
Sandy come back, to me
Sandy share your heart, with me
So heed this warning,
Before you end up in mourning
Brothers, leave your hearts with your ladies
Else you be cast down into Hades
Sandy come back, to me
Sandy share your heart, with me
Keep a locket of your loved one near your chest
Remind yourself it’s for the best
For now I go from port to port
Stealing hearts of every sort
Sandy come back, to me
Sandy share your heart, with me
For no lady will ever marry this guy
Whose body has sores, no lie
For upon the might sea
I caught an STD
A horrible case of sea-philis
Sandy come back, to me
Sandy share your heart, with me
Mickey rights wrongs. Mickey wrongs rites. Mickey writes words, sometimes wrong words but he tries to get it write.