Tips for Dating the Minotaur – Stephen Kelly
2018-11-18
When kissing the Minotaur, get a firm grip on his horns It’s your best chance to avoid a concussion Make plenty of noise when you enter the labyrinth You don’t want to surprise the Minotaur But don’t whistle He hates whistling The Minotaur likes oats Also, scrambled eggs Also, theContinue Reading